It’s that time again. Every guy is scrambling wondering what do I do? Thanks to Dan Patrick and Colin Cowherd we tend to remember chocolate strawberries and flowers. But far too often, guys especially, we forget to prepare for Valentines day. So just to help you out… here’s a few things you may want to avoid. I can neither confirm nor deny if I have learned these from experience.
- Thought we’d catch up on Walking Dead during dinner.
- I got you a copper pan.
- Care if I play 18 with the guys?
- 3 words: Two Buck Chuck.
- Honey, I’m going to run through Jack in the Box drive thru – want anything?
- I thought you’d love that dress, my mom loves hers.
- They were out of Chocolates, so I got Smarties.
- Here’s 30 days free at Jenny Craig.
- I made you a card… “Roses are red…”
- Is this thing on my back ready to pop?
In all seriousness, we celebrate Valentine’s day due to the honoring of a Priest in the 4th Century known as St. Valentine. While imprisoned for his faith he would perform baptisms and weddings of fellow Christian captives. Legend states that he even healed the daughter of his jailer. At his execution he left behind a note that concluded with “Your Valentine.” This bering the first Valentine ever given or received. So however you choose to celebrate, Hope you have a great Valentine’s day with the one you love.
Very funny and very true.
Thank you Rusty! I can only hope next year Valentines Day doesn’t fall on a Tuesday!! This year is a bowling night ?
too funny!! Love the Jenny Craig one.
I’m sending this to my husband.
Hello Pastor Rusty my name is Steven Perez . I hope one day I get to speak with you in person but in the meantime I wanted to let you know that almost 3 years ago you changed my life for the better . One morning I was getting ready to watch the Dallas Cowboys play on TV and my girlfriend asked “hey do you want to go to church with me” and I remember telling her I was going to stay home and watch the game but after saying that I had this Feeling of guilt so I went to church . I sat there and listen to you talk…. directly at me that’s what it felt like anyway . Real life church is like no other church I’ve ever been to . It only took one Sunday and I was hooked . Since then I have been baptized at real life church . I’m not hundred percent pure yet but one day I will get there. I know it was supposed to be just one comment but I wanted to share this with you . Thank you Pastor Rusty and thank you Jesus .
Steve Perez
Loved the top ten list!! Keep them coming. I also like the nice synopsis of St Valentine, great way to end.
Your so funny Pastor. Keep up the amazing work you do. Gries Family
Hi Pastor Rusty,
I want to thank you Pastor for all the time it took to create
and give amazing sermon on ” At The Movies ”
My family and I thoroughly enjoyed all of them!!!!!
You do an amazing Job at Real Life Church,
I just wanted to tell you this and THANK YOU For all you do……
God Bless You and My New Church!!!!